grizzled protagonist:  yeah, i made a text post or two back in the day. but i put that life behind me.
shady agent:  you were the best in the business, and that's why we need you back to make one last text post
grizzled protagonist:  [inhales wearily] ok. one condition, though: no gifs. i only post jpegs.
shady agent:  [smiles, revealing heavily artifacted teeth] that won't be a problem

The Pew Research Center also asked about the police response to the protests. Only a third of whites think the police went too far in the aftermath of the Michael Brown shooting.

Only a third think armored vehicles rolling down the streets of Ferguson is going too far.

Only a third think police dressed in camouflage (for some inexplicable reason) waving military-grade assault weapons at unarmed civilians is going too far.

Only a third think lobbing tear gas and stun grenades at civilians—the very citizens they’re supposed to protect—is going too far.

Only a third think threatening reporters and calling protestors “f*****g animals” is going too far.

Only a third think treating black civilians like enemy combatants is going too far.

We have a problem. And the problem is that we won’t even accept that there’s a problem.

osusexual:

2srooky:

cactiofficial:

I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.

I feel if I was in any horror situation I would be so safe and calm because with any other person they would be screaming and crying but if he and I were trapped in a building surrounded by ravenous mutants he would just be deadpan like “they are so rude I can’t believe this. Let’s blow this Popsicle stand.”

"You’ve gotta be stirring my pasta"

tetsuota:

rabbit 

tetsuota:

rabbit 

kanekitrash:

TFW ISHIDA SUI (TOKYO GHOUL MANGAKA) PERSONALLY CONFIRMS TSUKIYAMA IS A BONDAGE GEAR DESIGNER. LITERALLY ON THE FLOOR SCREAMING IN DISBELIEF RIGHT NOW.

kanekitrash:

TFW ISHIDA SUI (TOKYO GHOUL MANGAKA) PERSONALLY CONFIRMS TSUKIYAMA IS A BONDAGE GEAR DESIGNER. LITERALLY ON THE FLOOR SCREAMING IN DISBELIEF RIGHT NOW.

f1rstperson:

1ocus:

peent:

abrotion:

abrotion:

abrotion:

do u really think i give a fuck about your straight person opinion

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[straight person voice] I BOUGHT A FUCKING RAINBOW PACKPACK TO SUPPORT YOU GUYS

Life imitating art.

taichimashima:

i like to think that before kuroko got the ‘im a shadow shadows cant exist without their light’ metaphor he thought of others

  • im the sandwich spread and ur the bread please lend me ur strength
  • im the maple syrup and ur the pancake we’ll be number one in japan
  • ur a shoelace and im the little plastic bit you see at the end of shoelaces i’ll push u to the top
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