okay so theres a gon freecss and a don freecss and theres a ging freecss so does that mean theres a ding freecss somewhere out there
guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]
Girl walks by guy and he gets hard
Girl: Boys are so weak, just walking by gets your dicks hard
Guy: Bitch I was thinking about Metal Gear Solid V so unless you can provide me with Tactical Espionage Action in 1080p at 60fps get that bullshit away from me
step one: have a gf
feeled step 1
kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"